Ever since early adolescence, I've been an epiphany addict. There's no happier moment as a human on Earth than when it suddenly all "clicks" together in a perfect way. I think that's what drew me to stand-up comedy, which is currently saving my life. I've gone through two suicide attempts and I seriously doubt there will ever be a third. I'm married, unreliably employed and working every day to conquer my depression and selfish impulses. Experiencing love is one thing, expressing it is another.