Hello, i am a professional fruiturtler (throwing fruits at turtles). I live everywhere and nowhere and my best friend is Chuck Norris. I work in the official world international magical amazing fruiturtling society and earn a hell of a lot of money. I am very clever (IQ: 14) and i have won millions of contests of awesomeness. To me, the most interesting thing in life is how the Monopoly guy is so similar to the Pringles guy. My age is between 2 and 99. I may or may not have lied about my age on this website.