In Ten Words...
About MeOkay time to rewrite the bio I guess,
Firstly to make this perfectly clear YES I an be a bit of a douche at times especially if you're an arrogant egotist so be prepared for that.
Now lets see, I'm and 18 year old unemployed gamer named Ben from a small town called Featherston (which isn't a word according to spell check...great)and I hate it here, I went to kuranui for about 1 and a half years before I got kicked out (my views on what was acceptable differed from the what the school felt was right)then I pretty much wasted my time while completing a bit of work for the correspondence school until my 18th after which I ditched school work completely(have to be enrolled in education until you're 18 or something like that in NZ now) since honestly it taught me jack since I had no motivation to learn things that I had no interest in.
I have a small group of friends who I actually care about and some acquaintances who I'm willing to help through things (though I would only really make sacrifices for the small group of friends) and all in all I am somewhat caring (despite being a jerk to strangers in general since they haven't earned any respect and don't matter to me).
Apparently my grasp on how to write well in English is way off but whatever I have alot of faults so I doubt minor grammatical screw ups will be what pisses people off about me.
I don't know how to drive(and seriously don't intend to learn) and I have been single for a few years now.
I'm an overweight Virgo and I want to move to Japan one day,
I hope to learn the guitar and how to skate eventually though getting a job is a more major focus for now.
I love some old games like Soul Reaver and Shadow Man and a few of the newer games like Assassins Creed and Human Revolution, I mainly listen to Punk Rock music though I do listen to a bit of party sorta stuff(like skrillex,is it dubstep or something?) and a fair bit of other Rock.
I'm insane, well not legally insane but screwy as all hell and not normal in many ways at all.
I'm unsure why I wrote all this crap about me when I could have just put twewy quotes and lyrics to put a more interesting and cool bio.
Tl;dr right? well I don't really care "Your account is YOU" so there ya go that's me in a small page of text.
Everything past this point will be pointless quotes and the like.
Spoiler for assassin's creed 2 codex stuff:
It is a change from promoting a dozen personality systems and using them to put people down.
Well, I guess it is my fault for being so amazing at saying things.
Using someone's connection to check your e-mail isn't like hacking into their bank account. It's more like you're borrowing a cup of sugar. (Unless you hog their bandwidth by watching lots of streaming video—that's like hijacking a sugar truck.)
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