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wea111wea111
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Personality

PhlegmaticCholeric
6w5
Chaotic Evil

Outlook

Heterosexual
Chipmunkian
Monster raving loony party

Appearance

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In Ten Words...

Contact Info


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About Me

Well I was Weawea111 on the old site but I thought I would shorten it to wea111 here, much simpler no?

If anyone rates down my comments can you please tell me why, because I want to get better and that is a hard thing to do without feedback. Not that people pay much attention to this...

Cyan. Mourn the orbs.

by the way anyone reading this has lost the game.

If the cake is a lie then don't tell me the truth.

Religion of the giant purple chipmunk

In the beginning there was just the giant purple chipmunk. But then he got bored (after all it is boring being the only thing in the universe) so he created a basketball to play a game with. Later ignorant stargazers would name it the sun. He soon got fed up of basketball and set out to find another game to occupy his time. And so he created baseball (mercury), golf (Venus), tennis (earth), marbles (asteroids, comets, moons etc), football (Jupiter), bowling (Saturn), Frisbee (the rings) and conkers (Uranus/ Neptune). However he was still bored so he decided that he would make a zoo for his entertainment. Of course since there were no animals he set to work making little doodles in his art book, eventually after a long time he had a group of animals he liked the look of and so created them on the tennis ball thus the dinosaurs (and a few chipmunks for caretaking) were born. But once again the giant purple chipmunk became bored. He felt that these creatures had reached their maximum potential and so he smote them with his giant tail. And so he once again doodled in his art book (which was getting fairly full by now) and created the many animals that we know today (or whenever the hell you are reading this). But then the giant purple chipmunk realised that his chipmunk caretakers would be hard-pressed to manage over all of the new animals and so created a certain species of bipedal mammals to obey their chipmunk masters commands (aka humans). for a while this arrangement worked well but then the giant purple chipmunk went on holiday (probably to lanzarote or some such place) and while he was away his brother the giant blue turtle noticed the earth and decided to mess it up by influencing the humans into disobeying their masters and working for their own ends. Tensions rose until it cumulated when the humans leader Eve with her partner Adam stole the first book (a piece of fruit does that really seem feasible?) and took her followers deep in to the desert to plan the party of knowledge. when the giant purple chipmunk returned (looking more yellow now because of the tan) much had changed with the humans dominating the planet and leaving their turtle shaped footprint for all to see. This made the giant purpley yellow chipmunk angry so after sentencing the giant blue turtle to be trampled by regular sized chipmunks in the depths of hell he planned his revenge on the humans who were swiftly dominating his planet. The giant purpley yellow chipmunk looked at several solutions to the human problem before settling on drowning them like rats with a great flood (after saving the rats of course) and so turned on all the taps in his house and filled all of the buckets. But he did not count on the giant blue turtles minions who after freeing the giant blue turtle from hel warned the humans allowing them to build a fleet of boats and ride out the storm (which is interestingly exactly what they did). none the less the giant purple chipmunk (he had lost his tan by that time) proceeded with his plan and unleashed the great flood however it did not have the results he desired because not only did he fail to destroy the humans he got his clothes wet. so he decreed that there would be no more floods (do you know how much dry cleaning clothes bigger than a solar system costs?).
(I will add more to this in time)


ETHNICITY
I put my race as human because that is all anyone needs to know in my view all the knowledge of where we come from brings is hate people should judge me and the rest of the human race by my personality (so i dont have much chance then) and I think that all I need to say about that.

LIKES

Bios
I like bios because it is an easy way to learn about people to help you decide whether they are interesting to you which helps create friendships

FIG HUNTER
I think this is obvious pseudo is epic and so are his games, the only down side is that he will sometimes get rid of some great games.

THE UNKNOWN
The world is full of amazing things and I love to find out about them

PHILOSIPHY
This links in with the previous one I like to create thoughts about the universe and compare them with others

RPGS
Games are great (especially pseudos) and in my view rpgs are the best of them (especially pseudos) they give a chance to escape from reality when it gets too much which as we all know life can

ASPERGER SYNDROME
as shown in my mental profile I have as which makes up a huge part of my personality especially the things that I like most about myself such as my thirst for knowledge and it has also helped me get friends who I may not of had otherwise

FRIENDS
I know I put down friends twice the reason for that is the fact that my friends are the most important things in my life I would do almost anything for them (including dance once, you can ask me if you want it isn’t as funny as it sounds)

DEBATES
Debates point out flaws in our argument thus forcing us to correct them so without debates we would have a completely unrefined world

Darren Shan
His books are the best that I have read.

DISLIKES
COOL
This is much for the same reason as pseudo in that people spend thiere whole lives trying to be cool hiding the things that make them the person they are and that if you deviate from this set behavior you are alienated from a huge part of society

RACISM
I hate racism we all come from the same place originally so why should you get discriminated against just because of the color of your skin (which by the way does have a purpose for both black and white skin again you can ask but it isn’t that exiting)

SEXISM
sexism is pointless you should not get judged just because of the addition or lack of a couple of bits of anatomy likewise thiere should not be any monetary or social benefits or disadvantages for your gender it should all be down to the specific person

MY SPELLING
I have always had trouble with my writing in all ways but the only one that translates in to both real life and my activities on the computer is the spelling problem this usually means looking sloppy or having conversations with my spellcheck both of which are incredibly annoying for most people in the line (me, the person I am conversing with and my computer (and do you spend too much time on the computer if you refer to it as a person?))

ASPERGER SYNDROME
yes I know put this at both likes and dislikes and as I said Asperger’s makes up a big part of my personality which is why I both love and hate it if I didn’t have it I would probably have more friends and I would understand people’s feelings more but all in all it makes up my personality and I would never change that

RELIGION
I do not like religion not because I don’t believe in it but because of the things it makes people do over the years entire wars have been declared over religious purposes and it just seems foolish that all those people died just because some guys couldn’t decide which guys friend was walking around upstairs

Facebook
I hate Facebook it gives trolls a bigger chance to cause distress and stops people from having real conversations

Trolls
This is just the worst thing I can think of. They are people who go out of their way to annoy people

MENTAL PROFILE
ASPERGER SYNDROME
Asperger syndrome is a condition that effects a person’s brain it slightly changes the way the person works which often makes them seem weird to other people so they often are not the most popular people they also often seem smart due to Asperger’s making them obsess over 1 or 2 things driving them to collect all the knowledge about those interests (we have won a good proportion of Nobel prizes). Although Asperger’s mostly affects the brain it also has an impact on motor function usually reducing hand eye coordination. Asperger’s is not made up of one thing it is from a selection of different symptoms which are present in everybody therefore everyone has Asperger’s the people who have been diagnosed just have a higher concentration of those symptoms

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Netherrealm
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You know Fighuass, right? That's me, i got a new chance and im not wasting it this time with trolling! Im going to contribute things.
Munelo
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Munelo 21 Switzerland MelancholicSanguine INFJ 541 44C
Writing on a random member isn't a good place to tell that you got another chance. Please write it on your user page.
Munelo
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Munelo 21 Switzerland MelancholicSanguine INFJ 541 44C
Sorry wanted to reply but made new comment. Just ignore it.
Slowpoke
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Slowpoke 27 Spain MelancholicSanguine INTP 785 14C
Why do you say that I write spanish badly when you´re from England? Well, maybe I made a mistake and i didn´t notice it, but I´m sure is not the case.
wea111
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Could you clarify about what you are referring to because I don't remember saying you had bad Spanish.
P.s. could you please contact me by PM if you have any more complaints about my ratings?
Munelo
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Munelo 21 Switzerland MelancholicSanguine INFJ 541 44C
I think your Bio is interesting and I'd love to see how your story from the "Religion of the giant purple chipmunk" continued.
wea111
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Ah yes the religion of the giant purple chipmunk. Politically incorrect, incredibly unfair to religion and funny as anything. If you have any ideas let me know all input is welcome.
Munelo
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Munelo 21 Switzerland MelancholicSanguine INFJ 541 44C
I have thought about it and I might have some (crazy) ideas.

Maybe the "giant purple chipmunk" was so annoyed about the humans the he thought he needed a bit to relax. So he got himself (from somewhere) a pool filled with balls from different sizes. But because it took him so long to draw this animals and humans, he hadn't time to exercise. So when he jumped in the pool all balls jumped out. So they became like the new other planets in the universe. There where also some which became flat because he accidentally squashed them. So he throw them away and they became the asteroids.

And then I have two ideas.

Number 1 (classic idea):

Someone of the humans thought that what they did wasn't right so he tried to convince them to "stop this path of madness" but they didn't listen. So he found a secret organisation (like the "Templar" or the "Illuminati Order"(I may have watched to much television)). And so on.

Number 2 (the crazy and ridiculous idea):

"The giant purple chipmunk" had like an angry sister. She wanted like revenge because he never played with him and he broke her doll. So she wanted to destroy some of his toys (aka. Humans). Well she didn't knew that he already got bored of his Humans. So she wanted to create her own humans but when she was complete she accidentally spilled her colors over the entire universe( yes this seems pretty unlikely) So it became colorful. So later then she made her own humans fight against the humans of him. But after some time they already forget why or for who they were fighting. So there was peace (for the moment).

Later then ... :

Her brother "the giant purple chipmunk" saw that she was playing with his humans on his planet in his part of the universe so he got mad (he was bored about playing with them but he didn't want his sister to play with him either). So he took some of his chipmunk caretakers to dress themselves like humans( aka. "Jesus" and the others) and to convince the humans to praise their "God"(aka. "giant purple chipmunk"). But this dint work how he imagined ant then ... other thinks happened (Out of ideas).

Well this are all of my (crazy) ideas. I hope you like some.
wea111
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Some very good ideas in there i will certainly incorporate them in some form. Now let’s all go spread the truth about the giant purple chipmunk.
wea111
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So I finally got round to adding a few new things to the religion of the giant purple chipmunk and I added your idea about the sister however I changed it to a brother because I think that girls get bible bashed enough as it is.
Munelo
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Munelo 21 Switzerland MelancholicSanguine INFJ 541 44C
"Giant purple yellow chipmunk" :D. Love the story. Hopefully this will read someone too.
wea111
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Sadly he will lose his tan soon however we don't know what the future (or my strange version of the past) will bring. We may even end up with a rainbow creature at some point!
Munelo
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Munelo 21 Switzerland MelancholicSanguine INFJ 541 44C
I'm looking forward to see what will happen (or has happened).