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Audrey IIAudrey II
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Personality

CholericSanguine
Chaotic Evil

Outlook

Heterosexual
A mean, green mother from Outer Space
World Conqueror

Appearance

Advena Nepenthes
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In Ten Words...

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maflatt@mail.trevecca.edu
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About Me

"Feed me.
Feed me.
Feed me! Feed me now!
I'm Starving!
Must be blood. Must be fresh.

Feed me.
Feed me.
Feed me.
Feed me,
Feed me all night long.

Ha! That's right, boy!
You can do it!

Feed me,
Feed me all night long.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
'Cause if you feed me,
I can grow up big and strong.

I'll make it worth your while.

Would you like a Cadillac Car?
Or a guest shot on Jack Paar?
How about a date with Hedy Lamarr?
You're gonna get it,
if you want it, baby.

How would like to be a Big Wheel?
Dining out for every meal?
I'm the plant can make it all real!
You're gonna Get i-i-it.

Hey, I'm your genie,
I'm your friend,
I'm your willin' slave.
Take a chance, feed me, yeah!
You know the kind of eats,
the kind of red-hot treats,
the kind of sticky, lickly sweets I crave!

Ow! Come on, don't be a putz!
Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut's.
Show a little initiative, boy
Work up some guts,
and you'll get it.

Come on, boy!
Lighten up!

Ha ha ha ha ha!
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
You didn't have nothing 'til you met me
Come on, kid. What will it be?
Money? Girls?

Think it over.
There must be someone you can 86
real quiet-like,
AND GET ME SOME LUNCH!

Think about a room at the Ritz,
wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz.
And you'll get it.

Uh-huh.
Now you're cooking!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
So, go get it!
Woo woo woo!

If you wanna be profound,
if you really gotta justify,
take a breath and look around.
A lot of these folks deserve to die!

If you want a rationale,
it isn't very hard to see.
No, no, no!
Stop and think it over, pal.
The guy sure looks like plant food to me.
The guy sure looks like plant food to me.
The guy sure looks like plant food to me-e-e!
Yow-ow!

I need blood, and he's got more than enough.
I need blood, and he's got more than enough!
I need blood, and he's got more than eno-o-o-o-ugh!

So go get it!"


"Better wait a minute,
uh, you better hold the phone,
better mind your manners,
better change your tone.

Don't you threaten me son!
You got a lot of gall.
We're gonna do things my way,
or we won't do things at a-a-a-ll!

Uh-huh!
You in trouble now!
Baby!
Ha ha ha ha!

You don't know what you're messin' with.
You got no idea.
You don't know what you're lookin' at,
when you're lookin' here!
You don't know what you're up against.
No, no way, no how!
You don't know what you're messin' with,
but I'm gonna tell you now!

(Ahh
Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh)

Ahh! Get this straight!
I'm just a mean, green mother from Outer Space,
and I'm bad. (Mean, green, bad!)
I'm just a mean, green mother from Outer Space,
and it looks like you been had!
(Ahh) I'm just a mean, green mother (Ahh) from Outer Space,
(Ahh) so get off my back, (Ahh) get out my face!
'Cause I'm mean and green,
and I am BAD!

Ha ha ha! Ohh!
Want to save your skin, boy?
You want to save your hide?
You want to see tomorrow? Ha ha!
You'd better step aside.

Better take a tip, boy.
Want some good advice?
You better take it easy,
'cause you're walkin' on thin ice!

You don't know what you're dealin' with,
no, you never did!
You don't know what you're lookin' at,
but that's tough titty, kid.
The lion don't sleep tonight,
and if you pull his tail, he roars!
You say that ain't fair,
you say that ain't nice,
know what I say, "Up yours."

(Ahh, Ahh)
Yeah!
(Ahh, Ahh)
(Ahh)

Ow! Watch me now!
I'm just a mean, green mother from Outer Space,
and I'm bad. (Mean, green, bad!)
I'm just a mean, green mother,
a real disgrace,
and you got me fightin' mad!
(Ahh) I'm just a mean, green mother from Outer Space,
(Ahh) Gonna trash your ass! (Ahh Ahh Ahh)
Gonna rock this place!
I'm mean and green,
and I am bad!

Mm-Hmm
You know, I don't come from no Black Lagoon.
(Hah!)
I'm from past the stars and beyond the moon.
(Yeah!)
You can keep the Thing, (Hey!)
keep the It, (Ooh!)
keep the Creature.
They don't mean [bleep]!

Ha ha!
Unh Unh Unh!
I got killer buds,
a power stem,
nasty thorns,
and I'm using them!
So better move it out,
Nature calls.
You got the point?
I'm gonna bust your balls!

(Ahh
Ahhhh
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhh!)

Ah-oooh!
Ha ha!
Yes!
I'm mean and green.
I'm mean and green.
Whoo! I'm mean and green,
and I...
AM...
BA-A-A-D!

Ha ha! Bye-bye!
Oh hohohoho!
Whooo!
AH! HA HA HA!
AH! HA HA HA!
AH! HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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