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CallMeCactusSokCallMeCactusSok
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  • Male
  • United States United States
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  • Joined 6 years ago
  • Last Visited 6 years ago
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Personality

MelancholicCholeric
Chaotic Neutral

Outlook

Heterosexual
???
Political Parties are the bane of Democracy
Heh...student
Anything without repetition. Well, almost anything.

Appearance

White American
183 cm/6' 0"
84 kg/185 lbs
Athletic
Brown
Blue
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Irregularities

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Contact Info

benwyatt6@gmail.com
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About Me

I would write a bio but I just don't care. If for some inconceivable reason you happen to get to my page, and for some equally inconceivable reason wonder what in Tartarus my user name means, than you will be disappointed to learn that it is an inside joke far beyond your wildest comprehensions. Nah, not really. In short, there is a particularly irritating strain of grass that grows in the High Oregon Desert, which has an uncanny ability to latch onto just about any material it comes into contact with. To make matters worse it is point like the dickens (whatever that means). I was backpacking with a group through a large field of the pointy pestilence, (why exactly I was even in Oregon with this group is irrelevant, I live in Virginia) and as can be imagined our socks were rife with the foul things. One of the more...eccentric group members, upon seeing his sock, decided to exclaim, in his best West Virginia mountain man accent, "They call me Cactus Sock! Oooooooooold Cactus Sock! HeHe!" For whatever reason this became a huge joke, and I thought it would be a great Xbox Live Gamertag (I had been looking for a new one, and this seemed not only perfect, but original). Unfortunately, Microsoft only allows 16 characters per name, so I had to drop the 'they' and the 'c' in 'sock'. There, now that I've spun you that little yarn, do me a favor and bugger off. Just kidding, do what you please. This is absurdly long and random.

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