Comment #35508

SAPPHIROS
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Ah, I see what's going on here, and I should post at the cost of "replying to comments". It may be annoying, or something.

Anyway, looks like CtG (that confused green hermaphrodite up there) has "brevity problems". He has probably either been to forum recently, or has just been crushed by the air of an obsessive compulsive poster, something that we have all feared.

Okay, first is "[This comment has been deleted.]" which appears rather early in the post, indicating that he was thinking of deleting and posting simultaneously. Then it continues on the idea of Scint being a "comment" and that she has "been deleted", which should speak for itself!!1 Also the repeated use of functional language, the act of deleting comments, methinks. And the whole mention of her user page not being present in yar to the galleon with ye— Uhm, I mean... The entire post, which means he wants to waste some database space, maybe represents the Fall of Man...

Also, hello, Sunflower! He didn't even call you here. The swine! He even didn't call you without the intention of even talking or listening to you. His previous (repetitive, I may add) 'weekly polls' are also of the form of asking pretentious questions that have the sole value of a moustache-wearing chickpea on fire.

Oh, and at this, that's him being attacked by the most subordinate females on the site, after Onisuzume. Given that they are the figures of delicious cake, he sees them as mere "data" on a "website", subconsciously, and tries to manipulate said data for his own, malevolent, possibly hell-bent ends.

"[This comment has been deleted.]" you posty boy you≈!
spopo
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SPAPPY, I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO SAY THIS FOR A LONG LONG TIME, BUT I HAVE ALWAYS RUN OUT OF CONFIDENCE.

WHENEVER YOU TALK, IT FEELS LIKE SOFT WIND BLOWING AGAINST MY CHEEKS.
WHENEVER YOU DON'T TALK, IT FEELS LIKE SOFT WIND NOT BLOWING AGAINST MY CHEEKS.
WHENEVER YOU SMILE, IT FEELS LIKE A THOUSAND SUNS GENTLY AND MERCILESSLY BOMBARDING ME WITH WELL INTENTIONED BUT HIGHLY ENERGISED PHOTONS OF LIGHT.
WHENEVER YOU FLIP AROUND LIKE A FISH WITHOUT WATER, MY HEART SWOONS LIKE A FOUR DIMENSIONAL TRIANGLE.

I KNOW I AM NOT WORTHY, BUT I BEG YOU TO CONSIDER MY PROPOSAL.
PLEASE BE MY LOVELY LOVE BABY.
ALL THIS IS SINCERE BECAUSE IT IS IN CAPSLOCK.
THE OLD HAG WHO IS NOT A HAG BECAUSE HE IS MALE (FROM LEGO MOVIE) ALSO SAYS THIS IS TRUE BECAUSE IT RHYMES.
IT DOESN'T REALLY RHYME BUT HE CAN'T TELL, BECAUSE HE IS DEAF IN ADDITION TO BEING BLIND.

EDIT: No homo
SAPPHIROS
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I'm almost blind, actually. Well, incredibly poor eyesight. But that's beside the matter.

I have only one response for you.

  Spoiler for THE RESPONSE!!1: